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The Fire Princess.
Like a cartoon, it kills time with credits. Like a tv cartoon, it kills time with footage that's already been used.
Slipping down dirt hill. That's probably a euphemism for something too.
It's a simple template; walk around, then be in some non-perilous peril, end. Maybe throw in some low level PTA cheesecake.
Adrienne Barbeau may be older than I thought.